(Yeah, if you don't watch Celebrity Apprentice, you just want to skip this entire thing.)
Mr. Trump:  So Dr. Fun, your challenge was to create a cardigan for work.  Who was your project manager?
Dr. Fun:  I was the project manager, sir.
Mr. Trump:  Really....I thought you would've picked Sandra Betzina, since this is in her wheelhouse.  Interesting.  Ivanka, tell us what the executives thought about Dr. Fun's cardigan.
Ivanka:  Well, some thought her choice of fabric was questionable, though others thought it appropriate.
Mr. Trump:  Dr. Fun, who chose the fabric?
 Dr. Fun:  I did, Mr. Trump.
Mr. Trump:  Did you consult with Sandra Betzina on that?  I mean, she's written books about fabric.
Dr. Fun:  Well, Mr. Trump, she did recommend a different fabric, but I was in a time crunch and decided to proceed as planned.
Mr. Trump:  Don, did the executives have any more comments on the cardigan?
 Don, Jr.:  Some of them did think the sleeves should be straightened out and not flared as much.
 Mr. Trump:  Dr. Fun, who recommended flaring the sleeves?
Dr. Fun:  That would be Sandra Betzina, sir.  I was going to go with the original sleeve, but she suggested lengthening it and flaring it.
Mr. Trump:  Ah, so it was her idea.  Did you think it was a good one?
Arsenio Hall:  Mr. Trump, can I just say something here?  Sandra Betzina is amazing, sir, and when she pitches an idea, it's hard not to get caught up in the excitement of it.
Mr. Trump:  You're right Arsenio, she's a great woman; but the fact is that Dr. Fun was the project manager.  Dr. Fun, you're fired. 
   


 
 
6 comments:
Hilarious...
That is too funny! I love Celebrity Apprentice.
Bahahaha! Excellent!
My homage to Apprentice...I live for Sunday nights!
Hah!!! You definitely nailed The Donald's phrasing--Amy
Thank you - a sign of a devoted fan.
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