"Wait, are you seriously going to wear THOSE shoes? Can I smell them first?"
"How long does it take her to unload the dishwasher?" (Notice the tell-tale lack of eye contact.)
"These boys are big enough to pick up their OWN laundry, why does she take it to their rooms?"
"Finally her chores are finished - time for a nap! Wait, Mommy, where are you going?"
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I have a similar stalker at this house. And when he decides to lie down next to me he MUST be touching my leg or foot or something. Jake just loves his Mommy - plus you are probably the one who feeds the food. Wait until he's Spencer's age and refuses to eat out of a dog dish! Some weird visual thing according to the vet. I now keep small paper plates to feed him on.
I am constantly chasing my stalker away. With 3 furry children, one of them constantly follows me around and because of her size tends to get step on when I back track...lol. My guy calls it fatal attraction....lol
Oh my - how sweet. Glad I'm not the only still taking clothes to bedrooms for kids that plenty old enough to do so themselves.
Glad I'm not alone here! I've bonked Jake in the nose so many times because he's CONSTANTLY in my bidness. And I do cater too much to the children by taking their clothes to their rooms for them to put away, but THEY are the ones who feed the dog, not me! (He just remembers I sat up with him 2 nights in a row when he was crying for his real mommy.)
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