Friday, February 13, 2009

You People!

Oh man - thank you all so much for coming! Lisaland - I figured it was you, and by the way, we've got to get the disclosures out of the way:

The views of the blogger are not necessarily representative of the American Heart Association, and in fact may contradict their views entirely. Please consult with your physician before eating at Waffle House as often as the blogger. Please notify your doctor of other sources of cholesterol or fat you may be taking in, as this may be a contraindication for the Texas patty melt plate. Side effects include bloating, flatulence, diarrhea, belching, uncontrollable drooling, and rapid weight gain. Also uncoordination on a treadmill has been reported.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Well, as long as the AHA endorses treadmill dancing, I guess a little WH every now and then can't hurt. Now I wonder what the American Board of Emergency Medicine would say about treadmill dancing...