Popcorn!

These kids are fired up about some popcorn! They ask every day if we can go sell some. Lucas has got his spiel down - he went through it for me last night:

Customer: What kind of popcorn do you have?
Lucas: We have cawamel with nuts, cawamel cohn light, micwowave popcohn with buttah and without, kettle cohn, chocolate covehed pwetzels, and twail mix.
Customer: How much does it cost?
Lucas: Well, you can buy some for $12, or you can buy a big one for $50, but if you don't want to spend $12 then you may not want popcohn.

Bad Dream

So I forgot to tell you that yesterday morning Lucas, the 6-year-old, walks in for breakfast all upset and says he had a bad dream. I put him in my lap and asked him about it, and he says, "Obama asked you if you were ready to die, and you said 'no.' Then he asked you where I was hiding, and you told him I was under the rocking chair, and he asked me if I was ready to die. I said 'no.' Then he made us eat some gummies that made us dead."

Huh....

That boy's been watching too much CNN. He needs more SpongeBob!

Welcome!

Oh, hello, and welcome to my blog! I've just had an average dinner at Olive Garden and felt like trying something everybody else seems to be doing quite well. This is sure to be a let-down, as I've got nothing to say in general. I'm not much good in print, although with facial expressions and vocalizations, you'd be sure to wet your pants! Let's just try out this site and we'll move on to some interesting topics later.