Showing posts with label roadside fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roadside fun. Show all posts

Thursday, March 18, 2010

More Roadside Fun



So we were stuck in rush hour traffic the other day and caught this. Not one but TWO "Critter Control" vans were making a house call. I'm not sure exactly what this company is all about, but they have a raccoon painted on the side of their van. Seeing one truck didn't draw my interest, but when I saw the second one parked behind the bushes I got the camera out. As we inched forward, I could see men bringing large black garbage bags out of the house....and they were wearing....Hazmat suits! What in the world? I really needed a picture of that, but traffic was moving and Lucas couldn't get it (you didn't think I'd take pictures while driving did you?).

Now we had squirrels in a previous house, and I remember the moment when I found that they'd chewed through the ceiling into Baby Lucas's closet. I pulled something off the top shelf in there and bits of plaster and insulation rained down on my head. Aaaaaaaggghhhh! After that I'd turn the baby monitor up really loud, half-expecting to hear, "Hey Lady, we've got your baby...bring us the Honey Nut Clusters or else!"

That squirrel infestation went on for months before Dean finally triumphed over them (after he met one up close and personal on a ladder - howdy do!), so I feel for these people if that's what Critter Control is there for.

On the other hand, why do you bring out bags of material dressed like that for squirrels? No, I'm thinking it was something more sinister, and probably worthy of that rodent reality show I watched a couple of times on Discovery. Or hey, maybe their gerbils just got out!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Something Funny Happened at the Red Light...

On Sunday we were stopped at a red light at the busiest intersection in Alabama (according to a study a few years back), and I noticed a man in an empty parking lot wrapping a chain around his front bumper. It was partially torn off the front of his van, and I assumed he was securing it so he could drive. I was thinking how he looked like Santa Claus with his big belly and long white beard, then I noticed that his belly was hanging out substantially from under his shirt - yuck. Then he turned around and I noticed his pants were riding quite low - crackalackingly low. By then the kids had noticed him, and he got in the van to drive off. Surprisingly, he took off in reverse quite forcefully, and we noticed that the chain was in fact tied from his bumper to a large metal pole holding up a billboard. Hmmm, what a novel approach to ridding one's vehicle of an unwanted accessory!

This forceful reverse doesn't have the desired effect on the wonky bumper, so he gets out again and proceeds to bend over the bumper, mooning the whole intersection (have I mentioned there are 5 lanes just in my quadrant of the intersection, all staring at him now). This is when the car erupts into cries of "Do you have a camera?" and "Get your phone! Where's your phone?" Drew and I simultaneously reached for the phone to record the moment (for posterity), but the light turned green, so I don't have anything to post.

I wonder if you can win money on America's Funniest Home Videos if it's not actually a video of your own family...